1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
Get the Suck at lifemug. An understated expression of a positive mood or otherwise pleasurable emotional disposition; an outcome that far exceeds the standards and/or expectations set forth prior to a defined, goal-directed behavior; an understated expression of awe at one's good fortune or that of another.
It "doesn't suck", when you have a manuscript accepted for publication in a top-tier professional journal; when you win the lottery, get a large pay raise without a proportionate raise in your job's expectations of your productivity or responsibility; getting a minimal criminal sentence rendered by judge or jury that is of far less severity thsn that which was was expected (e.g., probation versus life sentence.
by Papi Nichols August 24, 2011
Get the doesn't suckmug. 
by lololololol pills September 24, 2010
Get the suck the headsmug. When a situation isn't disgustingly disagreeable, unintelligible or disenchanting enough; this phrase is used to properly convey the current lameness of that occasion accordingly.
Spoiled kid (at Knott's Berry Farm, screaming): I told you. I wanna go to Disneyland, bitch!
Mom: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Just shut the fuck up!
Teen: This sucks on ice... Disney on ice.
Mom: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Just shut the fuck up!
Teen: This sucks on ice... Disney on ice.
by bgamer October 24, 2008
Get the [This] [sucks] [on ice]mug. to kiss for a long period of time, may include (hopefully) some biting and licking of the neck and ears. non-pretty way of saying make out.
Nineteen-year-old Louisa Almedovar and her 22-year-old boyfriend Rich Langley, both of Vineland, New Jersey, USA, sucked face non-stop for a record 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds on December 5, 2001
by alrae June 29, 2003
Get the suck facemug. When one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum. The soft and wrinkly sac greatly enjoys this motion.
Jared: Wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks.
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!
by jackmark dawn May 6, 2006
Get the Ball suckingmug.