Crig Dick

Man with a very large penis.

Dayym son! You have a Crig Dick!

by Jay-Sissle April 7, 2011

lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.

Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.

by Leolizard October 12, 2009

masons dick

huge.

Masons dick is huge

by Me ahhaa April 18, 2022

Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

by doctercockter May 11, 2011

dick joint

Somebody that is a fucking bitch and is as worthless as the end of a joint.

Fuck you dick joint

by Jamal15 September 26, 2019

Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022