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New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
by bighanky May 2, 2024
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New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
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New Yorkeregret

The feeling of despair that floods your conscience after invariably being asked by a co-worker about a "totally amazing" article that you had skipped over in the New Yorker a month ago--after a moment of hesitation--and will never, ever have another opportunity to read. Ever.
Kevin: Hey, did you read that article by Ken Auletta in last month's New Yorker about the Indian newspapers?
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.
by nicowags October 15, 2012
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new age jibberish

the most inhumaine cult in the world lives in perth

use - to torture
effect - unknown at this time but we can confirm ita negative for the victim
invented by -

those who speak this language have increased in number since starting again after a brief break
dont forget

tryna brainwash me to think im their friend
new age jibberish - you cant make out the words of their sentence and therefore derive no meaning about what they have said

they will say some words clear which is a delude of for and against
their behaviour language is also jibberish
i guess its because they groom very sick young women with layers of tortures
i think is involved in some way with whatever they drug me with. well i know he is unless he got out.
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Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters
*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud
by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025
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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.
(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"
by AnonymousFS June 11, 2011
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