whale time

jumping onto someone like a breaching whale

zach said whale time as he jumped onto his friend.

by eatasssmokegrass May 9, 2019

Jesus time

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019

Good Time Donny

Pretty much the baddest mother fucker alive. Can drink more beer than anyone you know. And is all around better than you at everything that matters.

Got drunk with Good Time Donny last night he drank all my beer, fucked my Ol’ Lady, and laught at me when I got pissed at him.

by One bad mother fucker May 11, 2019

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Sheep Time

Sheep time happens in 8th period in the final 4 minutes of class. To participate in sheep time you put your socks over your shoes and baaaa

Clock: 3:36
Vince: SHEEP TIME

by YeetGodTheSlumpGod February 21, 2019

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.

I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist

by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019