Penis

A very humorous word first used in the 1800s or so. Really funny, say it at parties!

Person 1: Penis.
Person 2: wow that was really funny, it bettered and brightened my day.

by Pseudo-Whodonym March 23, 2021

Penis

A slingy thing that wiggles in and out

Omg his penis is deep inside me.

by Leeper April 19, 2021

penis

Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.

Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.

by Laxer35 February 21, 2023

Mackie’s penis

The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world

I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis

by Spaghetti boiis February 4, 2021

Penis

Long and very hard at times but always in the way of movements

My damn penis is in the way again

by Your moms Harry ass pussy February 17, 2020

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Penis

Penis means efforted in Esperanto, the made up language that takes random words from all over the world. Don't believe me? type efforted into Google Translate, English to Esperanto.

Efforted in Esperanto is penis, look it up on Google translate

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 16, 2023