hot as satan's balls

extremely hot

"It's hot as satan's balls outside"

by 8===D----(.)(.) April 17, 2010

hot sausage pocket

A vagina that is ready and waiting.

yo my girl was so horny, she just wanted me to fill her hot sausage pocket.

by biggestredd November 2, 2009

Hot Person's Discount

The ability for attractive customers to get lower prices, better service, and more prompt attention in hotels, restaurants, airports, etc.

At restaurant...
Guy 1: Hey, they just seated those two girls before us!
Guy 2: Yup, they're getting the Hot Person's Discount.

by Goofyfoot June 21, 2008

Hot Pocket Friends

When two woman have shared or are sharing the same penis. A female version of Eskimo brothers.

Karissa and Mandy have both had sex with Curtis. That makes them hot pocket friends.

by MrArrozConPollo July 28, 2015

Hot Girl Complex

A girl or girls who think they are piping hot when they are out. Standing around holding their drinks looking around, never engaging in conversation first. Don't even think about looking like you are having a good time, it's all about being hot & being cool.

"It's like she has hot girl complex, she didn't say one word to me" "Oh she has hot girl complex, that's why she looked depressed all night"

by jackiebluejean May 26, 2018

Red Hot Rooster

Also known as a "Red Hot Cock" this is the act of performing fellatio on a gentleman while you have a mouth full of red hot (cinnamon) candy.
The results can be mildly warm and pleasurable. Or sometimes cause searing pain.
It is also a good way for those who perhaps have a problem with the taste of semen to get past the taste - because pretty much nothing is going to override the intense taste of the fiery candy.
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Last night I gave Henry a red hot rooster. He didn't mind the heat too much. And it sure made his cum taste better.

by GushingForth August 15, 2016

Lithuanian Hot Pocket

A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.

"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"

by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018