News of the world

A nasty malicious gossip who aims to smear reputations and has nothing better to do than have her / his tongue wag until their lips and eyes drop off. Bothersome. Sad with no life of their own.

News of the World is here. Watch what you say. It be in the local rag before you can fart.

by GabbyJo November 13, 2023

New Zealand police

Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.

“Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night”

“Yea I did there was a lot of them”

by mlater November 15, 2023

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

New R

New R is a term used to describe MP3 File’s from the artist formally known as Juice WRLD (Real name Jarad Anthony Higgins).

Bibby: 2 New R Dropped. Meaning 2 New MP3 files had surfaced.

by New Juice R November 17, 2023

New Kid Rizz

When someone moves to a new school and immediately pulls a ton of people.

“John has insane rizz! Every girl here wants him!”

“Don’t worry it’s just New Kid Rizz, it’ll wear off in a few months.”

by PurplePoachedEgg26 November 18, 2023

7 news

The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election

John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off

by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023

Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.

Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.

by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023