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Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
David: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
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Not news bae

Yeah, you're not news bae so I don't give a shit when your sad.
Hym "Yeah, hey, not news bae. You got an owner or you trying to find one? Because... I can make a trip to petsmart... But I'm glad you're totally fine with people being used with their consent. Super consistent. Makes me feel better about the whole 🍆😭 Thing. But whatever. Think about it. I'll just be waiting patiently in line for my shot at the Taylor Swift booty."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2024
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New York Salute

Typically done by raising your hand to someone while making a fist, with the exception of having only your middle finger extended. However, in some parts of the city, such as South Brooklyn or Staten Island, some of the old timers will give a New York Salute by putting the tips of their fingers to the bottom of their chin, and quickly flicking their hand forward an inch or two, always accompanied by an angry facial expression.
Hah, you see the faces of those tourists who were waving at us from the roof of that stupid sight-seeing bus when I gave them the good ‘ol New York Salute?? Yeah, that was Priceless.
by NoiseAndBooze January 29, 2024
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.
That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!
by Lynerally February 7, 2024
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News

There isn’t enough of it! I don’t have enough of it! But what do I do? If only there was a place I could go to get... not less of it. It’s like... I have some of it but... the amount I have is insufficient... so I need to fine a place that has an increased amount of news.... and I need a tasty treat! Like a burnt marshmallow on a graham cracker. Or the best flavor of pop tart.
Hym “This made a good point about how you guy operate. You have to simultaneously frame me as both benign and incredibly dangerous for what you’re doing to work. (Get the name? You’re see how that works?) I sat in on a video today and holy shit are you getting trolled! Big time! You are in absolute denial of what’s happening here. No wonder he’s obsessed with getting the anonymous users banned. But you’ll sign off on this. You are all nuts-world. ‘My book says I’m good!’ Are you doing the book? ‘The books says I don’t have to do the book!’ Then how are you good? And that leads me to my next thought puzzle: Would you do what the book said if it meant evil would win? You can’t be good if you don’t do the book but doing the book means that someone who doesn’t do the book can use it against you. News... Just news.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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New

something new is nin my poosay
by jfijrhgfirjgirfjrijfirfgfrjiaf December 9, 2022
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