Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

your mom

when someone like a friend,teacher, or parent ask what you are doing or ask a question you always say "your mom" in the sentence

john-"what did u eat last night"
you- "your mom"

by i have your mom March 12, 2018

My mom

A bitch that treats me like shit

My mom just screamed at me

by Kaiden34? June 1, 2022

Your mom

What I did last night

Me and your mom last night: kissy sounds

by Swishcar November 4, 2022

UR MOM

A rude way to make u annoyed

y/n : can u stop being busybody!!
w/n : Ur mom

by urmomomomomomomomomomomom January 23, 2023

Ur mom

A comeback for pretty much anything tbh

Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 12, 2021

Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023