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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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90s Kid

A term used to describe a person who was born between 1990 and 1999.
90s kids born during and after 1996 are also known as Generation Z.
"I'm a 90s kid! I remember so many things like Lizzy McGuire and Lisa Frank! Don't even get me started on Diablo I."
by AnaSenshi99 June 24, 2022
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Kid

We were one of them at one point in our lives
Whatever you like it or not, we were a kid at one point!
by .u May 6, 2020
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fall guys kid

Sucks at the game and has 0 father, also 4 years old and probably named Jack
Kid: RAAAAHHH FALL GUYS IS AMAZING KID IM A FALL GUYS KID
by Utuddubsushs November 14, 2023
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Gifted Kid

A person who processes information faster than their peers, and uses this immense power to form indestructible arguments as to why they are a big old piece of garbage.
Bystander: Hey, aren't you that person who is super happy and successful?
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
by Ness246 December 14, 2023
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kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
by markhonci December 27, 2009
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Band kid

by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022
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