An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
Get the Jack-Off Scratchpotmug. by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024
Get the Jack Posobiecmug. An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024
Get the Jack Posobiecmug. by Banana_real June 29, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by daddy67235738 August 24, 2020
Get the jackmug. A fat fuck that would leave his friends for a French fry in a heartbeat. But behind those many layers of rolls is a still fat but good kid. He will do anything to brighten up your day.
by XxkillerdudemanxX September 10, 2018
Get the Jackmug. Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
by atp engineer March 13, 2025
Get the Jack Coopermug.