big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga 

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

snoop d o double gizzle 

Another way of referring to 'Big Snoop Dogg'.

Have you heard the new Snoop D O Double Gizzle?

Oh, Fo' Shizzle my nizzle!

snoop d o double gizzle by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

Tennesee Double-Bagger 

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

Tennesee Double-Bagger by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

H-E-Double hockey sticks 

Euphemism for hell.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!

H-E-Double hockey sticks by Magny January 18, 2012

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

Discount Double Snatch 

Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".

Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?

Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.

Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.

Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.

Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.

Discount Double Snatch by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012