Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

blue

blue is just better

blue=better
no social darwinism
agreed with by all

by human blue October 25, 2023

Blue River

Blue river is the town you go to, to find drugs, party and drama. There was a fire right next to the gas station that killed 3 people. tragic.

“what is blue river” - “the town you go to in wi to get some kind of high and where parents don’t take care of their kids”

by ballátino April 13, 2021

Blue Eyes White Dragon

The act of spoiling a major plot point for a friend in a tv series or movie.

*days before the episode was scheduled to air but someone saw a leaked episode* “Holy shit Game of a thrones made a Blue Eyes White Dragon”

by Detective Handy December 20, 2021

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out

I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40

I have blue testicles

by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018

Blue Quan

A Leftest that believes conspiracy theories about President Trump

That Blue Quan still thinks that Russia made Trump Win

by LibertarianDemetri March 14, 2021