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The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023
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life contraction

The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.
Examples of a life contractions:

He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."

She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."

"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."
by it_only_took_5 December 23, 2018
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On me Ma's life

When you are so sure of something that you sacrifice your gollume mother for it
On me ma's life I will get the gollume toker back B
by Gollume July 14, 2025
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Life

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.
That's how life is.
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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
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the meaning of life

the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything is 42. 42 is the meaning of life
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cougar life

(based on the internet site (cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality
If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Gary Ridgway
by Sexydimma November 24, 2013
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