thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

Little baby head

Little baby head is a word to describe a little newb on COD or a scrub or just telling someone they have a small baby's head

Your such a little baby head u hard scoper

by Little baby head July 4, 2016

lose your head

lose self-control; panic.
synonyms: lose control, lose one's composure

Don't lose your head over John. He isn't worth it. I'm sorry. I got upset and lost my head.(the free dictionary)

by marina😎 January 24, 2017

oh my head

basically a phrase instead of "oh my gosh" etc. it's rather fun to say, and it sounds cool. besides, if something astounds you, your head is busy thinking so it makes sense

Oh my head! You have the coolest shoes!

by Carrot December 11, 2003

smh my head

A bastardization of smh.

"I can't believe I broke my phone."
"Wow man smh my head"

by N1. July 17, 2017

Head wind

Head wind is when you are getting head and the giver has to take a breath with your dong still in her mouth.

Bitch was suckin it so long she gave me head wind just to catch her breath.

by madmike135 December 14, 2009

Mr. Potato Head

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019