by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019
Get the Friends with benefitsmug. A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.
Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.
Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!
Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!
by Pennaynay August 2, 2012
Get the In-Your-Face-book Friendmug. Scientist 1: Are the friends ready yet?
Scientist 2: They have already been projected... that poor kid
Scientist 2: They have already been projected... that poor kid
by No numbers in my name August 3, 2020
Get the Friendmug. That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like
by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016
Get the porridge friendmug. Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024
Get the Friendsmug. She is an amazing friend and will always have your back. She is a little lazy but is super crafty and comes up with the best heartfelt gifts. You will fall in love with her immediately and will laugh with her for the rest of your days.
by butternutquash December 6, 2017
Get the friend kathleenmug. A person who was your best friend for a year just to get with your cousin and stopped talking to you because you begged for her friendship and somehow she blames it on you because apparently you're the one who caused problems in her relationship and apparently you never supported her relationship even though you are the reason she even ever went up to him and talked to him AND she ended up lying to her boyfriend/your cousin and told him that she never told anyone but she has a big mouth and told everyone. AND NOW THIS FAKE FRIEND WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN BUT DON'T SAY YES BECAUSE SHE WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE SAME THING AGAIN.
Person 1: Oh look it's Mantha isn't she your best friend?
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.
by nobodycaresaboutme1132011 February 19, 2024
Get the Fake Friendmug.