Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.

"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"

by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

by cursedspinel November 2, 2019

Slug Dick

After busting a load. The Dick Operator proceeds to soak the Dick in cum. This creates a Sticky Dick which gets scratchy and forces the Operator to move slowly for fear of getting an itchy dick.

Robert: Dude whynare you so slow?!
Cuck: I busted this morning and now I got slug dick, sorry I’m so slow.
Robert: Oh sorry man, I understand now.

by XxWintxX November 21, 2017

Bill-dick

Bill-dick is not a very likable person. A stone hard bitch who does not care for anyone, even his children.

Bill-dick is my father and i hate time.

by 你是我的小的小苹果 April 4, 2022

Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

by mahill23 January 12, 2014

Dick Tumor

A way to obtain a bigger dick is just grow some dick tumors, but you also may die.

"Bruh my Dick Tumor made my dick an extra 5 inches"

"These bitches finna appreciate that"

by Kénji Lescara March 27, 2019

cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

by Cowdickin February 24, 2017