Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023

Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.

There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".

by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024

re:-party

Derived from the French ''repartie'', meaning answer. Simultaneous responses from all the recipients of an e-mail to all the others. These replies are then opened and commented upon by the others. Two days later you open your inbox and it looks like a freakin' zoo has taken over your e-mail.

At my place.
Re: At my place.
Re: Re: At my place.
Re: Re: Re: At my place.

Rob: ''Man what a re:-party.''

by Ph.B May 4, 2009

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019

Party facade

A party facade is what some guys/girls wear to a party to convert themselves from introverts to extroverts to other people at the party. Usually people wearing a party facade are thought by some to be quirky, feisty, or something similar since its what they consider their alter ego, everything they think is a good quality they try to show others at a party. The qualities considered most likeable would show at parties or public events, and never when no cameras are rolling, or fun parties or gatherings going on.

Yea, you think he/she is fun to take to a party, but have you ever felt like you could really trust him/her with your life at all times? What good will the party facade do you when instead of them needing you to do something else for them, and everything being about them, you actually need something or someone dependable or reliable from someone else?

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Scratch party

In down time you and your co workers sit around scratching your netherworlds. Then with the SAME hand you scratch your eyes. Two days later everyone is out sick with conjunctivitis

Oh Mary c allied out sick again. Twice this month she went to a scratch party

by Kel02189 August 13, 2020