times new roman

people who use this font are basic and suck\
"i dohnt no how two spewll"
-person who uses times new roman
by timesnewroman user February 11, 2021
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New Dad

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be
Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
by Newdad January 06, 2019
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New Good Windows Boy Humour

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad
by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022
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New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown
by Rustybuffalo January 05, 2023
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News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian
I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles
by unDURYEAted February 02, 2019
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New school

No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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Deliverer of Bad News

I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.
by danifhdz May 22, 2019
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