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Best friend

a best friend is someone who will piss you off but still love you unconditionally. They’ll piss you off like a sister, annoy you like a brother, be protective of you like a mam and give out to you like a dad.
hollie and - are best friends!
by irishslag June 3, 2020
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friend

by ei’m rydydudf June 3, 2020
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Friend from school

A person who is not good enough for a friend so they are downgraded to a friend from school
Basically meaning they don’t like them enough to be a real friend.
He’s not a friend, just a friend from school
by Boi bacon June 4, 2020
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Best Friend

A person who is there for you, and you guys do everything together. He is the person you love the most.
Howard: You're my best friend
Raj: You're my best friend!

Quiz: who is this?
Correct answer: MY best friend
by notbarneystinson June 6, 2020
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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Fake friends

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you
my” fake friends“ are gay
by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020
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Friends

Something that doesn't exist.
They are just mass Hallucinations.
for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!
by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020
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