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Tuxedo dick

When your husband only gives you gentleman dick but you really long for porn star dick.
Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.
by Chi-raq August 30, 2017
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Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)
I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .
by Anothaone December 9, 2016
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back-dicking

To play games
To take advantage
To undermine

To cheat
To fuck around
To make crass sexually provocative overtures within hearing distance yet not within sight of an individual for the sake of intimidation
During my presentation, my coworker back-dicked me by whispering crass comments into my ear. I returned the favor by back-dicking his wife. He blackmailed me proving his back-dickability was better than mine. I now give him my lunch money everyday before work. I see a proper back-dickin in his future.
by Crasstopher January 15, 2017
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crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022
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Dick Clap

I got the loudest dick clap
by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022
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Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.
"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"
by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021
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Boogie dick

When you're having sexual intercourse with a female and the pussy is just too dry so you snot rocket onto your dick to create a lubricant. This could be done before insertion or during it depending on how good your aim is.
"Hey Bill I saw you take that dimepiece home last night. how did it go?"

"She had some whack ass pussy so I had to give her a boogie dick"
by Ridiculous B May 23, 2020
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