Cheese Snog 

The Wild Rantings of a Fish out of water after just being in tomato soup for a week

he was going off at me like a cheese snog

Cheese Snog by Call Truck October 20, 2008

Cheese bud 

a person that is not playing by the rules. a cheese bud always fucks up his chance to make friends.

this term is most used on xbox live

"Dude, that SoulReaper00 is a total fuckin' cheese bud!
he keeps team killing!"

Cheese bud by BAITB0Y December 9, 2008

Cheese Goat 

An easy way to describe a goat that produces milk for cheese.

Look, its a cheese goat!

Cheese Goat by Cheesygoaty January 13, 2011

Cheese Stick 

Someone who has a perfect opportunity to hook up but blows it sheerly because he lacks mental game.

Bill had a perfect shot with Emily but he let it slip right through his fingers. Now he's the cheese stick of the year.

Cheese Stick by Millswag5114 March 10, 2012

Cheese please 

I’m eating cheese right now. Don’t know why

Colby Jack cheese please

Cheese please by Death Menace November 20, 2022

Chucky Cheese Chaser 

Pedophile, Child Molester

When he was apprehended on Dateline, they found out he was already a convicted Chucky Cheese Chaser.

Chucky Cheese Chaser by Rodeeanne August 17, 2008

Hat Cheese 

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.

That man's lack of personal hygiene resulted in a massive amount of hat cheese.

His dick was covered in hat cheese.

Hat Cheese by wuutywuut July 8, 2009