Cats

Cute, fluffy, little demons that will cuddle you and then claw your eyes out.

Person 1: Are those your cats?
Person 2: Yes, stay away.

by ExempliCATS May 9, 2022

Cat

a little furball that is a pain in the asshole

The cat was scratching up my curtains, (slaps the cat)

by Meowscles_Simp69 May 11, 2022

Pete the cat day

Pete the cat day is on July 26th and you must set at least 1 of your profile pictures as Pete the cat

David:Bro it’s Pete the cat day!!!!!
Joe:BRO YOU KNOW WE GOTTA SET OUR PROFILE PICS AS PETE!!!

by corneliusistheworstbirdever May 11, 2022

Pushy Cat

Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect…

Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…

by Pushmataha October 25, 2022

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by Pulse27 October 26, 2022

cat

a fucking feline bitch; whore

1: youre such a cat
2: aw thanks!
3: bitch that means that youre a sub kitty
2: a what?
1: a whore
2: SHIIIT

by pseudonym345236 November 1, 2022

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022