Cat

Bread dough, floof, fluff nugget, floof n’ poof, loaf, bun, bread, almighty god that rules over us all.

Person 1: I love my cat so much!
Person 2: didn't they just scratch your eye out?!
Person 1: yep! Like I was saying! Loveeee my cat!

by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 22, 2023

Jungle Cat

A very substantially fat vagina, not your typical bony "pussy".

You dont want to fuck around and let this jungle cat out of the bag and cant handle it.

by graham'scracker March 31, 2024

Cat Camera

Camera Cat

Cat Camera Cat

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Cat

Fluffy

Dogs are better than cats cause cats don’t care.

by Cheeseandbigboy November 21, 2019

cat

the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.

the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.

by wowfacter April 12, 2021

CAT

SATAN also known as cats they are devils and satans fur babies they are EVIL

CATS??YOu mean SATAN

by LIZbiz522 December 1, 2021