i have a penis
by Mike oxhall March 8, 2022
Get the Penismug. by jeboris November 21, 2019
Get the penismug. by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
Get the Putting the penis in a sheep's assmug. The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.
This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.
by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019
Get the Penis Powermug. A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019
Get the Penis stonesmug. a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
Get the Micro Penismug. by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023
Get the penis slurpermug.