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Chinese Penis Trap 

When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"

Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

angry penis 

An angry penis is one that just went into a smelly fat chick and you feel obligated to go again and it wont work the 2nd time.
Dude last night I had this fat girl over and she stunk so bad but I felt obligated to do her. it was short and sweet but then I felt bad and tried to do it again but my angry penis was like no fuck that... that shits nasty im not getting hard for that one.
angry penis by alotofstuffdd February 2, 2014

ass ramming penis pumper 

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.
"Dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper."

waffle penis 

When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.
Who needs a spiral condom i have a Waffle Penis?
waffle penis by sandlers butter February 4, 2009

nolans penis 

Karen:What the fuck is that little fucking Nolans penis lookin ass thing, looks like an armadillo
nolans penis by Iloveyoujonathon September 13, 2015