by Your a fat guy February 6, 2022

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.
Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.
Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.
-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-
Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!
Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!
by Troublepaws October 2, 2018

by 23savage December 19, 2016

The 1st definition is fairly accurate however the author failed to mention their universal affinity for horses and that every picture on their FB is always from the neck up and you're all like daaaaamn and then you meet the dove at the pub in person and she's an F-ing Beluga and you're all like damn.
Heather turned out to be a Fat Hot but I smashed it anyway!! You them big n' pretties is my specialty!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting
by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

My body: “I feel fat”
Me: *doesn’t care*
My brain: “nevermindddd”
To be in a fat mood is to think about your weight in a bad way even though you are happy with your weight so you don’t mind.
Me: *doesn’t care*
My brain: “nevermindddd”
To be in a fat mood is to think about your weight in a bad way even though you are happy with your weight so you don’t mind.
by Funnyn April 29, 2020

by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024
