cat knows

an atheist way to say that some kind of information is unavailable for mere humans

I wonder what woman do want, ever?
Oh dude, cat knows!

by thesaluki January 7, 2019

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Cats

The most adorable thing in the world. I mean seriously what did you expect? Look at their eyes! I still can't understand people who hate cats.

Do you have cats?
Sadly no but I love them!
You know there are people who hate cats...
They have no soul!

by Burner5785325 March 21, 2021

Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020

cat

A cat is neither a liquid nor a solid. it is a fluffy animal. can be big, can be smoll.

that cat is very fluffy

by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022

Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 28, 2021

Cats

One of the best things in the world. Cats control everything.

I love cats

by Amogus_20social_credit January 16, 2022