Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

brown nosed that bitch

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.

Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.

by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd

Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!

by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022