A teacher at my high school with the most beautiful ass in existence. She also also has nice tits, but that ass though. It’s just so perfectly shaped that I have an extreme urge to grab it.
by Liamisthebest January 17, 2024
Get the Mrs. Morrow mug.One of the greatest and most mysterious beings of the universe, she has been mostly known through myths and legends. A well-known one was that she was either eve from adam and eve or she had known them since they were born as her age is so incredibly vast it expands time itself. Another tale is her above human abilities, she looks like a human from some angles, but from a biological point of view, she scares most living creatures. Not only is she immune to the cold hands of time, but she also has elastic tits capable of hitting a target from 20m+, other known abilities are hypnotisation (in children only) and her insane level of IQ.
Little is known before the year 2000 about her. Still, during the 2000s she started to rebel and break the law, such crime includes: stealing romance novels, lying on her CV and stealing small infants with other gang members; a known one is Mr Hooley a psychopathic, pop culture, monster. He has escaped at least three mental wards and has a 2.0 K/D. Mrs Medd is yet to be trailed for her crimes as she evades the police swat team with ease.
She is also a goddess in most religions; it is said in their holey texts that she surpasses god in age. These aren't the most trustworthy texts though as they do mention how god died when Jesus was put on the cross, either way, the Meddisum church is a large healthy religion spending 25 hours a day worshipping "THE MEDD".
Little is known before the year 2000 about her. Still, during the 2000s she started to rebel and break the law, such crime includes: stealing romance novels, lying on her CV and stealing small infants with other gang members; a known one is Mr Hooley a psychopathic, pop culture, monster. He has escaped at least three mental wards and has a 2.0 K/D. Mrs Medd is yet to be trailed for her crimes as she evades the police swat team with ease.
She is also a goddess in most religions; it is said in their holey texts that she surpasses god in age. These aren't the most trustworthy texts though as they do mention how god died when Jesus was put on the cross, either way, the Meddisum church is a large healthy religion spending 25 hours a day worshipping "THE MEDD".
by fred smith smith November 16, 2020
Get the Mrs Medd mug.Bald old man that doesn’t know how to take care of any animal species. He Likes to argue his point even though he is always wrong. Also known as daddy d. He kills every animal species he owns including fish. He runs a very boring classroom in which we learn nothing that we didn’t already know.
by Butt12354 February 8, 2019
Get the mr. dannucci mug.A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
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Get the mrs. quan mug.Mr. Lian is the China boss. You do what Mr. Lian tells you. If you don't, he will give you a disapproving look. Hell, he might even ship you back to China. He is a cheap bastard. At all times he can be found sipping on booze and puffing on cigars. At the end of the day, he will either be your best friend or your worst enemy.
by jonjonpowchicken January 13, 2024
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by professor mcdonaldydoo March 27, 2023
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