gay straight male

A homesexual male who lives, works, and thinks he's passing as a straight man. Not to be confused with Metrosexuals who are straight men. These gay men have no queer cultural connection other than having sex with men. They can be bi or even married.

Eugene is a total gay straight male. He and his boyfriend watch football, drink beer, dress like slobs, and have no idea about the big queer world.

by [e-mail] April 26, 2007

gay straight man

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

by GodsJesus July 16, 2008

gay triple penetration

In the context of gay sex when three men are fucking one dude simultaneously. It can be arranged in a variety of ways. For example, one dick in the ass, and two in the mouth. Or maybe all three in the ass (good luck with that). Possibly two in the ass and one in the mouth. However, I’d like to see a quadruple penetration where all dicks are in the asshole cumming at the same time! Now that’s a show!

The straight frat boys were still talking about the gay triple penetration they experienced while drunk last week.

by IAmGayAsFuckingFuck November 26, 2017

Gay/B testing

The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.

We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.

by Discressionlisp McNamaste June 29, 2011

Gai tren zich

1) Means "Go Fuck Yourself".
Commonly used yiddish term.
2)It can also be taken literally.
It then means "go jerk off".

Mark: Hey babe, have fun last night?
Rachel: HAHA mark,you can Gai tren zich now.
Mark: Guess not.

by MysticPizza January 7, 2006

i'm not gay urinal

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.

"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."

by Jon345639876347593409 February 17, 2007

Big gay dance

King Dedede's Final smash from Super smash bros brawl. It's not really called "Big gay dance", so much as nicknamed that for comical reasons. Popular on youtube.

"You can have... MAH BIG GAY DANCE!" -King Dedede

by Dark Toon Link August 6, 2009