Mr Haaf

A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10

Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?

by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

mr mix

that type of friend that gets really pissy when you don't make your tomato sauce correctly

john, I'm sorry I can't make pasta sauce, you're being such a mr mix >:(

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 18, 2024

Mrs Alumunumu

Pronounced Mrs Alumununu. She is a Chinese IG user who posts day to day content of her capsule house making factory. She gained a lot of fans and followers due to her pronounciation of English words. Such as, "aluminum" as "alumunumu" and "hello boss" as "hallo bauss"

A: yo nice space capsule house
Mrs Alumunumu: a L U m U n U mU .
A: .

by anonymous October 26, 2024

MR. U

MR. ULALUNE.
MR. UNIVERSE.
MR. U

MR. U, I'LL ASK AGAIN

by FintrisOrchid October 30, 2024

mr. whale

THE SLICE OF GARBAGE ON GAMEJOLT

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck

by elsqued November 1, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.

Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!

by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024