penis

The smallest version of a cock it goes vagina, penis, dick, cock, monster cock, BBC

Oh daddy let me suck your BBC and vagina, and penis, and, dick , and monster cock

by [e-mail] January 24, 2022

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

penis

that pet hot dog that for some reason all males have

his pet, Penis, that poor hot dog must've been a reject

by big shmoney November 18, 2019

minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022

Penis-ing

When you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.

Have you ever tried A Penis-ing?
That's when you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.

by EisleyEternal March 26, 2024

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008