by Teh!1!!Walrus!!!1! March 19, 2011
kind and sensitive scottish bloke who deservedly gets loads more shags then dan. Broke my heart when he maet Rachel.
by Anonymous October 09, 2003
by Nigolium12 November 20, 2018
The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.
Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls
by TimB June 05, 2005
you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 02, 2006
If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
meaning being in a relationship with your significant other don’t mean you still can’t be a thot because you CAN ! yadigg
one monkey don’t stop no show
by #THATGIRLHER. September 12, 2022