Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

Silly Cup Day

Silly Cup Day takes place the first of every year. January 1st, 2009 was the inaugural silly cup day created by three young men in the quiet suburbs of Detroit. The goal of Silly Cup Day is to find the silliest cup in the house and drink out of it all day; preferably with alcohol, good friends, and scuzzy hoes. Later in the night, everyone writes the name down of who they believe has the silliest cup in the house. Created by Anbru,Rahib, and Kneil, whom also formed the band Sticky Sippy Cups the same night. Silly Cup Day will be celebrated by the majority of the world by 2015.

"Holy hell, I am hung over as shit from Silly Cup Day!" - Laurinec

"I wish I was cool enough to participate in Silly Cup Day." - Jamison

"I was Silly Cup Champion in 2009." - Anbru

by ambru rahib kneil January 12, 2009

National Rape Day

A day encouraging rape VICTIMS to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. It is not nor has it ever been nor will it ever be a day encouraging rape. And no one is trying to make it a day encouraging rape.

Person one: have you heard of national rape day?
Person two: yes and that's disgusting that people are trying to make a day encouraging rape.
Person one: no that's not what it is, idiot. If that were going on that would absolutely be disgusting. However, it is not a day celebrating rape, it is a day raising awareness of it and giving victims of it an opportunity to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. And nobody is trying to make it a day celebrating rape.
Person two: oh.... My bad.

by 2kTriggerz April 15, 2021

St. Patrick's Day

for better definitions see Saint Patrick's Day

a day where everyone pretends to be irish

by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004

Wang Day

A holiday on which you, well, um...
Yeah, you get the picture.

Hey there baybee, you wanna go celebrate Wang Day back at my place?

by Tagmaster November 19, 2003

Steak and RH Day

Steak and RH day is the male version of Valentine's Day. It is the one day of the year that girlfriends and wives can show their men how much they appreciate them. First you have to take your man out and pay for a juicy steak, and then on the way home you have to give your man some RH aka Road Head!

Hey mom! Its March 14th and it's time to take me out for Steak and RH day!

by Boo Bash February 22, 2010

National Sus Day

This day is on April 15th and everybody must act gay. Grabbing balls and shit is ok, cuz its gay day.

“Bro this nigga tapped my balls.”
“Bruh its ight cuz its National Sus Day”
“Oh ight, hide yo tits.”

by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019