do i look like i fukin know

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something

1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know

by do i look like i fukin know November 22, 2019

How many do you like in your ear?

A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.

Guy: How many do you like in your ear?

Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)

by ponyspank69 April 28, 2021

I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye

by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021

We can't walk but we can like WALK

when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking

we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops

by bbobjerryyy11 September 24, 2023

National Ask Out Someone That Likes You Day

In the month of November, You should ask out somebody that you know likes you

On national ask out someone that likes you day you should ask out someone that likes you like have a friend ask people if they like you and if they say yes ask them out or if you want ask out your crush

by Your_local_adorable_child November 2, 2021

Pound my ass like a marching band drum

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016