Jacking On

The opposite of jacking off. So not masturbating. Most people do it.
I was jacking off in the basement, but now I'm jacking on in the attic.
by zonster June 06, 2025
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Jacking on

When you ride around a Wal-Mart on a Segway device with an overly sized t-shirt that has a hole cut out around your butt with your pants pulled down so everyone can see a circle of your butt cheeks.
Bro, last night I was jacking on and the police were called on me!
by TheOneWhoJacksOn April 20, 2025
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Jack Teixeira

A moron that leaked documents to the Minecraft server thinking he exposed Putin, but got his ass arrested
Damn, no wonder why Jack Teixeira leaked that shit to some Thug Shaker Central
by TheRealUltraJack299 July 11, 2023
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jack letexier

lumber jack made pizza yummy! jask is burly boy weth stone of pizza. he eat. he love. he cook. boy and girl fall in deep hole of love for this wood hauler. study hours are now and forever for big brain moment.s smart is the only answer as jak makes love. big boy happy. make girls food therefore girls in love and happy. swanker boy.
look jack letexier ! give me stione pizza <3 <3
by carrotwoman February 01, 2021
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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 07, 2023
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Jack Heath

A huge nerd and a mug who thinks he’s sick at football but is actually crap
You’re such a Jack Heath’
by JackHeathsDog May 25, 2022
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Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"
by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009
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