couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum

Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin

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The Fuckin Man

A huge bro that pounds mitt and slays brews

My boy Nick Argiros slayer of all slays, has a slay list of over 1000 broads.

Now he's the fuckin man

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A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

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roughly translates to "listen to this"

dude fuckin, i was at this party, and nick got so drunk he punched himself in the face!

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When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.

"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"

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monkey fuckin by kb22k August 29, 2016

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