pair of east westers 

A fine pair of titties so far apart one nipple points east the other west.

Yo bro check that pair of east westers

pair of east westers by anonymous June 11, 2021

abus sayit easyram reezvees 

He is the man with the largest nose on earth. He cries to sleep and wants to be beat

" Hello my name is abus sayit easyram reezvees we have detected a virus in your computer and in order to fix it you must please enter in your email password and credit card details thank you"

abus sayit easyram reezvees by Faze Wifi October 12, 2021

Respect is earned not given 

Contrary to popular belief, it does not mean that you don't need to give a fuck about people unless they simp for you. instead, it means that you don't need to give complete respect to everyone you meet, but you still need to give some respect and give at least a single shit for the homeless.

Jimmy told me he stands by the phrase 'Respect is earned not given' I instantly dumped him.

Respect is earned not given by Anon Egg November 22, 2021

Alaskan Blood Eagle

You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.

While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.

"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."

Alaskan Blood Eagle by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022

don't eat that shit 

2 definitions:
1) When somebody warns you to not eat the poop
2) When someone warns you to not believe something

Person 1: Hey! watch out, and don't eat that shit
Person 2: Ok got it thanks :)

don't eat that shit by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 3, 2022

Smooth brained crayon eating ape 

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

Smooth brained crayon eating ape by fellowApe June 11, 2022

There's wiser eating grass 

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

There's wiser eating grass by Grass-eater August 26, 2022