duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022

I wont let you go

A very good song and I don't care about your opinion

oooh I wont let you go

by uwu-mode April 28, 2020

Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider

Just do it.

Yes, commit fortnite fall no glider, epic gamer moment. Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider!

by GoCommitDeath-Pacito October 9, 2019

Imma go polish my turtle

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.

"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"

by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman

Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.

by Saul Godman May 11, 2022

Go up side your head

To hit someone on the side of the head usually in order to start a fight etc.

I'm about to go up side your head.

by Judge dredd7 November 30, 2011

Get wifi anywhere you go

a copy pasta meme

Get wifi anywhere you go, HOL UP.

by Xdeveloper Published January 5, 2021