Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.

Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah

by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

MMMHHHH NIGGA NUTS

It means what it says

That dude was like mmmhhhh nigga nuts

by Nut-Capital November 1, 2020

No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.

Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.

by Lenis November 1, 2020

All nut December

Don’t fail all you have to do is bust a nut every day of December from the 2st till the 31st

Bro don’t fail all nut December failing is for losers

by Allnutdecembercreator November 1, 2020

Nut

Nut, pronounced Nut
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.

In a threatening way it may be used as

Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?

In a way to warn people it may be used as

Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!

These are the most common ways nut is used.

by HormonalRage November 1, 2020