Telepathic nut pain

When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt

Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now

Im having insane telepathic nut pain because his nuts just bust open

by HLick April 11, 2022

Nuts

Crazy, unstable.

Jack is nuts. from Best in Show

by snagglejew February 27, 2022

Cream nut

When something happens that is so good you relate it to creaming Kim Kardashian.

I found a gram of weed under the couch, CREAM NUT!!!!!

by Mikey Cucum December 8, 2018

nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard

Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool

by dank-smoker32 October 20, 2013

reagan on nuts

treterus bitch

reagan on nuts is a ginger

by leyla1026 July 27, 2022

Finger Nut

A guy who wants to masturbate

Oh i fancy a quick finger nut before i shower

by GolleyRPD June 29, 2022

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022