Cum Jockey

A horse rider that swallows horse semen

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey

by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019

No Cum-Christmas

Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)

You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas

by Rayygunn November 2, 2019

Cum dumpster

a worthless whore who lets many different guys ejaculate into their pussy or mouth

Hey have you seen the cum dumpster across the street she takes a good load

by exe Syth November 4, 2019

Cum sock

Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.

Found by brothers cum sock

by Shigarakiscumsock December 3, 2020

cum cheemus

monke yes
(this definition is sponsored by a shark bird)

Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus

by AvemPistris December 3, 2020

Cum Pocket

The act of ejaculating into a hot pocket.

"Yo gauge remember that Cum Pocket you made"

by Szvail December 7, 2020

cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation

Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA

by littlepeebottle December 8, 2020