dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

barking prairie dog

The ability (or relief) to be able to fart when prairie dogging.

Sara was thankful that she had a barking prairie dog because she didn't have skid marks when she finally was able to get into the toilet.

by hoho223 November 7, 2009

Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.

At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003

View to a Kielbasa Dog

A special kielbasa hot dog at Hugo's hot dogs.

"What's the Hot Dog of the Day, Hugo?" "It's the View to a Kielbasa Dog, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Steamboat Hot Dog

The sexual act of defecating directly into partners mouth, with a non-diarrhea turd.

Dude, I just gave my girl a foot long steamboat hot dog last night and she loved it!!

by the maldo December 30, 2009

Crazy Seal Dog

1. Nardu

2. A dog which has a sleek, seal-like coat. It slips and slides around because it is a slippery animal. Sometimes this creature doesn't have legs and so it slides around on its stomach like a seal. It jumps around crazily because it is a crazy

Sare: Oh no, not Crazy Seal Dog again!!!!!

by mambo555 April 25, 2011

fucking the dog in the ass

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

by moosehead7 August 9, 2006