in no time

An exaggeration to describe a period of time that passes so incredibly fast that it is nearly insignificant, therefore qualified as null ("no" time). It is another term to notify that something will happen soon.

"The food will be done in no time."

by Bao.T March 18, 2025

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Daisy Standard Time

when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it

rod: soundchecks at 3
daisy: hey i know about daisy standard time!

by morefuntomiss March 25, 2023

turnabout time traveler

An S tier case in phoenix wright: ace attorney spirit of justice

Person 1: Man spirit of justice is so bad

Person 2: But it has turnabout time traveler!

Person 1: True! I love spirit of justice

by rat-kun July 27, 2024

We Have All The Time in The World

1: A song sang by the legendary Louis Armstrong. This song was made for the sixth film in the James Bond franchise, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2. When your lover dies

James Bond: There's no hurry you see. We have all the time in the world.

by Solidus Snakius January 2, 2021

Wasted Time

You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...

Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.

So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Bad Time Charlie

The friend who doesn’t want to hang out, but only seems to be around for the most difficult life experiences/emergencies.

I can’t seem to have a normal, fun date with him. The sky always has to be falling for us to meet up, he’s some sort of a Bad Time Charlie!

by Hedon October 30, 2023