smeggy penis

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

penis

big black penis

black

penis is my favorite

by big blackpp6969 December 30, 2023

Penis

in the 1920s it was slang for im hungry

kid. mom penis
mom. okay heres some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

penis

The long (or short) thing that you use to put in a girl's vagina and push really hard going in and out getting cum in the hole and getting them pregnant. the harder you push the better it feels.

I fucked a girl with my penis. It was good.

by grabit pushit March 9, 2021

Penis

It is actually short!! for penisatania witch is a bone in the left testicle

I need to get surgery on my penisatania
Step sis: I'm coming

by I'm 12 December 14, 2020

Penis

A long male body part that I like to suck on

I take a lot of penis in my asshole its so stretcched

by Butthole2025 February 19, 2025

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024