Cat

One of the best animals in the world. Cats are beautiful animals available in a lot of races.

Are you feeling sad? You should tell your cat about it.

by Dusty17 March 25, 2019

Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.

Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.

by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017

Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

cat

cute fwuffy pet

i hwave free cats

by Fluffycat3872 January 31, 2023

Cat Boogers

When the beat drops right as one performs an interesting action, causing forceful ejaculation, like that of a cat sneezing.

Cat Boogers: Yo, my boy Jack lost his shit when he bottle flipped right on that tasty beat drop. He just cat boogered... everywhere

by Straight Outta Compton January 23, 2021

Cat/Valenphobic

When you want to opress the person Cat or Valen

Cat/Valen: You hobnob lookin ahh bitch, you be lookin like my dead grandmas ashes!!
Ajax: Im Cat/Valenphobic istg.

by ajax96 December 30, 2022