Straight out the bag

Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag
by CannaeLoggins July 25, 2021
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Sand bag

a person ( male or female) in a relationship who requires a lot of attention, nosy, always wants to be with you never gives you space and you always have to call them with and update. etc
john has to take stacy everywhere he goes because she is overly attached but he hates that she is such a sand bag
by stacy-ann September 09, 2008
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speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo December 13, 2007
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mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring
justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag
by tom May 01, 2003
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Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
by BALBOA'S BEST September 04, 2011
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MEGA TEA BAG

To hop in the air off something and tea bag one of your friends girl friend in a super fast motion.
Dude last night i mega tea bagged you girlfriend!!
by Solomon Williams November 11, 2006
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Colorado Bag Juggler

When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.
last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty
by Bartledoo May 16, 2011
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