National Diarrhea Day is a day to celebrate the lava flow coming from your butthole. We have all experienced the pleasures of an upside down volcano before. So now is the time to celebrate this great holiday with your friends and families! Spread the word of National diarrhea day so more people can celebrate together!
Friend 1: "Hey! , wanna come to our National Diarrhea Day party? We're gonna play brown dodgeball in celebration!"
Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"
Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"
by Ebola123 February 25, 2017
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-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.
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"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"
"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."
"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
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"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
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Jesse: "What's up dog? Did you know if you don't ejaculate for 7 days your Testosterone levels go up 40 something percent? I tried to do the 7 Day Challenge but I failed. You should try."
Kyle: " Challenge accepted "
Kyle: " Challenge accepted "
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