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Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
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drowning in cum 

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.
Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!
drowning in cum by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart 

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.
car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.
A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!
car-cum by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

wild cum 

When having sex or for the ugly's that have to masterbait its when you cum and it goes in all directions ,in come cases you dont even know where its at until you walk a couple feet and feel something sticky on your bare feet .
"so dude did i tell you that i got my jimmy dean smacked around by that girl candice , oh man it was nice but when i finished i had a case of wild cum, that shit ended up being on her ankle , dont even ask me how thats why its called wild cum"
wild cum by Avalos May 8, 2008

quagulated cum fart

Much like quagulated blood, old semen is inserted into an asshole and is then farted.
1.After that ass reaming over a week ago, I've found out that I was diagnosed by my doctor, that I've been having quagulated cum farts.

2.A complete douche bag, who is short, and so is his temper.

3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.