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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
by Hocarim May 27, 2022
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snuckle time

k: "hey what time is it"
r: "ITS SNUCKLE TIME!!#$@#$$#$!!!"
by milkingjizz November 30, 2022
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time by

The act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. Ideally used for altering pop culture, not history.
Keanu Reeves needs a time by right after Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
by Phil K. November 15, 2005
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I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>
I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>
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full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment
Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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